Here's what happened. I came home with groceries. I start putting them away and I hear Maddie making this awful sound. I run over to her and she's making this really weird sound and looking up at the wall. I look up and that's when I see it. #(*$^&(@*#&@!!!!
I grab my cats and put them in the bedroom. Good Maddie - she's a bug early warning system. I love that in a cat. If I ever hear her make that sound again we're running out the door and I'm tossing a Molotov cocktail in behind me.
I debate. It's too high for me to hit with anything. LIKE I WOULD DO THAT!!! ARE YOU INSANE?? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STUNG BY A WASP??? That just REALLY makes them mad and stingy.
It's looking at me. It makes these horrible sounds with its wings. I call the DH. He laughs at me. I file for divorce.
So, I do the only thing I can do. Run like a Marine through a battlefield, head down, soundlessly, grab my laptop and run into the bedroom.
OMG I HAVE TO STUFF SOMETHING UNDER THE DOOR!!!! BRB!!!
For this reason I cannot upload card photos right now because they are on my big computer. If I survive this, I'll post them this weekend.
In the meantime - here are some fun, non hideous scratchy stinging beast related things
First of all, yesterday I was featured on Tip Junkie's Teach me Thursday! Yippee. If you haven't seen this site, you need to. I love these women who do all the hard work of combing the internet for us and bring great things together in one place. Card of the Week, Paper Friendly One Pretty Thing - this people are my heroines!
Second, I uploaded a Pig Latin lesson to Mindbites!! Do you want to learn the best language ever in 5 minutes?? I am an accomplished Pig Latin Expert and frequently appear at Pig Latin trials as an interpreter and an expert. I'm on the Pig Latin lecture circuit, and do Pig Latin manuscript work for the Ivy Leagues. So check it out!
I'll be trapped in here for a few hours waiting for the DH to come kill that thing so at least I can catch up on my email. The cats are doing laps around me like little greyhounds. It's going to be a long afternoon. Pray for me.
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